Post by *Sammə A Wamm* the Plush Goat on Oct 11, 2022 9:35:24 GMT
After seeing the god awful vevo version of Kool & the Gang's Joanna I had to find a better version.
Vevo might have the best video quality, though it's out of sync, poorly converted to MP3, terribly equal and half the backing is straight up absent.
On my search I found literal dozens of Youtube vids quite clearly uploaded by Vevo themselves to throw off the scent.
Channels with super generic names like "Joe Martin" that had 1 video and 1 million subscribers and the video had literally zero views and upvotes.
Often these were badly titled like instead of '&' they literally had it written out like 'ampersand' and sometimes '&' and often the 'the' was missing.
My favorite of these was "Cuul ampersand Kang Goama VEVO online video converter".
A lot of the time these were evenly spaced out in date though were usinbg versions of the video that didn't turn up until 5 years after the video was posted so the dates have been hacked somehow.
Most of these videos were cleaned up versions that had had artificial 70's video look applied to them after.
This includes a cigarette burner which makes no sense since that's exclusively a cinema thing and music vids are exclusive to TV.
One vid called "Cool and the Joannga" made me laugh though it turned out they were legit and it was a bad foreign translation.
The official vevo vid by the way is dated before vevo even joined Youtube and the description says "we haven't altered this video since we uploaded it" which is false.
Must have a brain the s of a pea not to real that they couldn't have put that in the description without altering it.
Anyway here's the fruit of my labor.
First the best quality version where the backing is clearer and you can actually hear the violins.
Next is a hornier version.
Trust me, you'll hear what i mean.
Then the other player gets in on that horniness.
and ginally a professionally slowed version that sounds kinda neat.
I can imagine slow dancing to this.
Vevo might have the best video quality, though it's out of sync, poorly converted to MP3, terribly equal and half the backing is straight up absent.
On my search I found literal dozens of Youtube vids quite clearly uploaded by Vevo themselves to throw off the scent.
Channels with super generic names like "Joe Martin" that had 1 video and 1 million subscribers and the video had literally zero views and upvotes.
Often these were badly titled like instead of '&' they literally had it written out like 'ampersand' and sometimes '&' and often the 'the' was missing.
My favorite of these was "Cuul ampersand Kang Goama VEVO online video converter".
A lot of the time these were evenly spaced out in date though were usinbg versions of the video that didn't turn up until 5 years after the video was posted so the dates have been hacked somehow.
Most of these videos were cleaned up versions that had had artificial 70's video look applied to them after.
This includes a cigarette burner which makes no sense since that's exclusively a cinema thing and music vids are exclusive to TV.
One vid called "Cool and the Joannga" made me laugh though it turned out they were legit and it was a bad foreign translation.
The official vevo vid by the way is dated before vevo even joined Youtube and the description says "we haven't altered this video since we uploaded it" which is false.
Must have a brain the s of a pea not to real that they couldn't have put that in the description without altering it.
Anyway here's the fruit of my labor.
First the best quality version where the backing is clearer and you can actually hear the violins.
Next is a hornier version.
Trust me, you'll hear what i mean.
Then the other player gets in on that horniness.
and ginally a professionally slowed version that sounds kinda neat.
I can imagine slow dancing to this.