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*Sammə A Wamm* the Plush Goat
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Sam fanfic quotes Sept 8, 2019 4:10:04 GMT

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Post by Sammə A Wamm the Plush Goat on Sept 8, 2019 4:10:04 GMT

i'll start with last night's

Purity:
I have her now. You lose, shrimp.

Sam:
*jams katana into the betting table*

Purity:
Holy ****, that's a sword! what the ****?!

Sam:
I only use a sword when i don't care about the outcome.

Purity:
I have bouncers..with guns.. What the **** do you think you're gonna do, midget samurai?

Sam:
Let me

plain the rules here. If I have a sword, you have a chance of escaping.

Purity:
**** off.

Sam:
And there goes that chance.

that same gang war again

Sam:
At least I'm not th idiot who brought a gun to a knife fight.

Paul (somenoe's oc, not Paul the cop):
Guns are better than knives. How did you win?

Sam:
Do you want me to do it

again?

Paul:
No!

Last Edit: Sept 8, 2019 4:22:57 GMT by *Sammə A Wamm* the Plush Goat

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Jack Davis Imperial Dynasts Posts: 511 Anthroism: Anthro Species: Rabbit Material: Flesh Sexuality: Straight Relationship (y/n): yeah Partner: Zola "Usagi" Dole Interests: Whiskey Groups: Mon Friends Rabbit Army Team Red Hungry Ones Type . . . . . . . .: Not Hungry Discord Server: Whiskey Warren	Sam fanfic quotes Sept 9, 2019 4:25:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jack Davis on Sept 9, 2019 4:25:55 GMT Jack (me): What's that? Sam: Natto puree. It's fermented bean curd. Jack: Fermented? grabs it and start eating it Sam: No, Jack. Solent tan is people!
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Sam fanfic quotes Sept 10, 2019 9:20:41 GMT

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Post by (Pur) ChichiChen on Sept 10, 2019 9:20:41 GMT

Smalltime:
what? so you're the hero come to defeat the villain or something?

Sam:
this ain't a cartoon you lunatic. you invaded my patch, you gonna die.

Smalltime:
wait, what?

Sam:
let me show you how a real criminal operates.
*tosses fryoil at small*

Smalltime:
ARGH!

Sam:
you can't stand the heat.
get outta my kitchen.
*knocks him out the open window*

Smalltime:
hits ground.

Sam:
hey Cham, get yer behind over here. Pancake's ready.

I'm all arms.

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	Where's the goat?

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Post by Sammə A Wamm the Plush Goat on Sept 8, 2019 4:10:04 GMT

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Post by (Pur) ChichiChen on Sept 10, 2019 9:20:41 GMT

Post by (Pur) Shura Smirnov - ME🍲U on Sept 16, 2019 10:05:02 GMT

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