Post by (Blu) AUTTtchi-Awsome - ME🍲U on Aug 3, 2019 22:39:52 GMT
coz the word one was a disaster. this might flow a bit more. let me start you guys off. also help i pressed insert code by mistake and now i cant get rid of this thing
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One day I went to the store and all they had was soup. So I went to the basement and there was a monster grandpa. "Move over grandpa" I said and then I punched them in the face. "why did you do that?" they said
"elephants"
"ah that makes sense"
"please the soup is right this way"
"you fool! I am here to escape the soup!"
"you cannot escape the soup. Everything is soup"
you have entered the soupyverse
" though I have brought a can of non-soup with me"
"how could you. you'll kill us all!"
opens tin
"you thought this was non-soup though it was ME DIO!"
you have opened pandoras box.
"that aint words"
"that aint sentence either"
"you aint grammada"
"das nat speelong"
"this aint the topic either"
"I knew we shouldn't have opened that can"
"soup was the topic all along"
"we need to get the topic back!"
"let the adventure begin"
once upon a topic. there was a goat. a magnetic goat who was in love though ate too much waljagel if you know what i mean. Now they're green like an ogre. Lisa got her facts wrong.
"Hey what's up with green goat?" they'd say
"nada holmes" they reply
"that's racist! ouch! well that killed it dead!"
so the green zombie goat souped themselves so the Source Of Ultimate Pasta was uncanny and soon the store was no more.
"whatever." the etherial grandpa zoomed in.
"not today gramps!"
"put them in a can!"
"time to soup this store like a pasta"
and that's where heinz spagetti loops come from. time to russle some beef.
get the pasta lassos. that's 2 sentences. serve the umpire a home run. serve the umpire AS a homerun. what now the soup store has been renovated.