About The Fireworks Last Night (Sam's Twitter)

For those who missed what happened last night, Sam's Twitter was the site of a bunch of you-knows pointlessly arguing for i don't care how long.

In case you want to understand what the memes in the chat are about, I'll give you a lowdown of the key events that took place.

Oh EVENTS because these guys went off on several different flame wars for seemingly arbitrary reasons.

First of all what started it.

Some edgy teen demographic was saying how cool Stucko from not actually Avatar was when he said something emo about the fact that he was always the unpopular child and was kicked out of his home.

Captain sorrow turned up and rolled his eyes and told them that he's had a life ten times harder.

Now to be specific OP asked captain fall-apart why he didn't think Gorilla Glue was justified to be upset.

Of course when natural disaster made the response they invited all their friends to join the conversation and deleted that little part of the conversation.

Needless to say there were hundred of stupid comments saying "nobody asked" when somebody actually did and during the conversation itself many people were posting screen shots of actly who asked as well.

Needless to say the posts those comments were responding to were immediately deleted after and replaced with an identical one to hide the evidence like we wouldn't notice.

So pretty much immediately from the start we were taking names of all the people who were actively trolling in this conversation and it's fair to say it was practically everybody.

You could literally count on your hands the number of people who actually trying to reply legitimately and yet there were literal hundreds of others trolling.

So naturally this is suspicious as all hell and obviously oh look there's only a few mac addresses involved out of these hundreds of accounts.

Why that's not suspicious at all.

So these guys were finding the dumbest reasons to have an argument and mister legend was all too happy to waste their time.

People reading too much into spelling and grammar mistakes, people whooshing on sarcasm like they're autistic (honestly i wouldn't be surprised given the things that were said) and people straight up not reading the posts they are responding to.

All signs of a person who's responding to posts faster than they can read them properly and why would that be ?

Is it because they have multiple accounts to manage and have to keep switching between them to make sure that any one poster doesn't seem too inactive right?

I mean at multiple points in the conversation they replied to a post that was so buried in another user's conversation it straight up makes no sense how they could respond to it so quickly.

And these like 5 guys were fishing for any kind of odd wording they could run with for clout as well.

Needless to say EVENT #2.

mister shake my head was thoroughly enjoying himself watching these idiots rage over absolutely nothing while pretending to actually be reasonable people.

dude said and this is censored because Proboards are terrible at "really [n word]".

aha thought average idiot, he's being racist.

no matter how many times it was pointed out by multiple people that the person who said it was actually black they straight up ignored it and tried to get fufe's banned.

it's amazing to me how many idiots think using a vpn disguises the fact you're using the same computer to access the internet.

Twitter themselves had already been told about what was going on of course and they were laughing along with us at these idiots that didn't real that VPN's can be tracked.

so stale tongue was spitting about the use of the n word and using such idiotic arguments to ify it that if it wasn't obvious this was the same guy to innocent bystanders it was soon becoming so.

their main argument and this is a classic was that black people don't spell the n word with an r.

now if there was ever a red flag that you're talking to white guy shouting nonsense about being the worse SJW best friend then there it is.

honestly this guy and friend had no clue what a stupid argument that really was and needless to say it had zeros scrambling over to hack their PC camera to confirm it.

what a surprise though all of these guys losing their collective breakfast over an apparaent slur were absolutely crispy creme dojagels.

so tell me more about how you're black and offended by what was said while i can literally see you typing through your camera mister neckbeard quickli'.

the guys also pulled up the chris rock post to wag their finger at it.

i mean if you wanna spell ignorant with a capital U?

and oh boy it gets better EVENT #3.

so they scrolled back like an inch and found the cheese fascination image and get this they thought the finger in the image was you know who's.

, like a image search in google is too much for them not only to point out that the obvious gag post was a meme though also not that freaking hard for them to even find my man's freaking portrait.

how the hell can anyone with any sense think this argument makes any sense when oh look here he is and he's black.

these guys were clearly trolling though had missed the obvious thing that everyone with any sense had already done by now.

did they honestly think that when the guy claims to be black and they say he's not that people wouldn't yano google it?

and the funniest part is that nobody was actually fooled by this, it was trolls also trolling about the same thing to the other trolls and not actual real people.

it's like that moment from Rick and Morty where Jerry clones himself and stands there shaking his own remote hand for like 10 mijageles though they kept doing this all night.

not like the trolls were aware that every bystander had left the conversation after this because they were actually getting confused by their own numbers.

these guys actually thought they had an audience when it was their friends using multiple accounts.

that's freaking hilarious.

and of course well-wishers were constantly trying to point out it was a meme being completely oblivious to the fact their not talking to real people though actually trolls.

head pats for the poor boys that got roped into this argument.

bless your sweet innocent hearts.

and like the premium package there's still more.

get ready for not so EVENT #4.

When they first started accusing obvious not-racist of racism they'd been posting google search'es top results for racism meme and occassionally that one actually post that someone that's not them posted on repeat.

When they realised they weren't winning on the racism angle they decided to go back to the original point.

As if it wasn't obvious enough already that they were trolling already.

By this point i wouldn't even be surprised if it was Chris the plumber back again with another fake gun.

So rather than say who asked again they decided to pull from their vast data stores of tragic anime backstories to compare with the random "it's batman" dropped in to wad it out i guess and the occassional "though can they beat goku?".

and this was backed up by the deepest daily 4p anime macros you've ever seen in case their oddly specific point of reference was already not glowing like a second sun in the tattoine sky.

These guys dug so damn deep a hole for themselves they went straight through to home country, went off into space, passed voyager and became the first humans to discover alien life outside the galaxy.

the cringe...

Was...

IMMEASURABLE!

oh boy now let's get onto some dishonorable MENTIONS.

Okay so the guys throughout were using really lame content a lot of the time and trying to out disgust each other like a 5 year who learned the word 'poo'.

occassionally someone who was from the outside looking in would actually post something entertaining and relevant.

when this happened they deleted the post it was a response to to delete the evidence and then post it themselves over and over claiming they made the original post.

of these was one video of two guys trying to out tragic backstory each other while 2 other guys commented on how messed up it was.

at the end of the vid the first guy calls the other out as a liar and it cuts off.

they made an ask reddit tts style video on youtube about the conversation and claimed that as a victory cheering that they'd won the argument.

they consider that a win?

do they even know how many of those there are?

they constantly gloated about the fact that the twitter admins are going to shut sam down while not actually reporting anything for obvious reasons.

meanwhile we were actively talking to the admins themselves about this act thing and both shaking our heads.

since they kept posting offensive content randomly several hundred twitter accounts would vanish and they were all asking where they went.

do you think twitter doesn't know what you're doing and is not banning your asses and every single account you own?

another moment was when an outsider said "wait, you're black and scottish?" to which the subject in ponder responded ", and i've have enough demoman memes come my way already.".

rather than take the obvious course of action the pigmy's (baby trolls) started saying there's no black people in scotland.

apparently they were under the impression that all scottish people are redheads somehow.

started posting all these pictures of albino afro-descent people over and over like they didn't miss the first step of logic though tumbled backwards down the whole staircase.

they posted the chocolate salesman from spongebob too if it wasn't too obvious that they need their older brother to teach them how to meme.

kept claiming sam is a furry and this was purely based on the avatar alone which nobody actually said that was even supposed to be the guy.

even when outsiders pointed to the profile page mentioning lopsammy and the fur affinity page they ignored them which is hilarious as a fruit has never hung so low.

when the samministration arrived outsiders asked why so many people were using the same account.

needless to say we told them everything that it's the same computer and it would be pointless to keep logging in and out.

despite that fruit rubbing up against their cheek, pressing itself against their lips, shoving itself into their mouths, they completely ignored it.

obviously they didn't want to acknowledge any comments from the outside no matter how much they would have actually helped them troll in the first place smh.

they went instead with "he has no friends" which is hilarious because a google search would prove that's definitely not the case.

i mean according to them this forum does not exist and if it does it has no members.

so say hi the empty wind i'm talking into.

honestly if they can't even troll right then oh boy i can't wait for chat.