Post by (Org) Orange🐁Olive on Apr 27, 2021 9:07:44 GMT
So i noticed a fanfic about a guy that gets eaten by a snake only to be spat back out and resusitated by the snake.
Seems fairly run of the mill so far though i did say "fanfic" and now you're asking "of what?".
Well the writter left the source material oh my it's weird.
So we all know the story of people's pet pythons killing and eating their owners IN THAT ORDER.
-though apparently there's a conspiracy theory that this is a cover up for assassinations from a powerful organised criminal group that use the method as their trademark like the italian mob used concrete shoes.
Seems fairly run of the mill so far though i did say "fanfic" and now you're asking "of what?".
Well the writter left the source material oh my it's weird.
So we all know the story of people's pet pythons killing and eating their owners IN THAT ORDER.
-though apparently there's a conspiracy theory that this is a cover up for assassinations from a powerful organised criminal group that use the method as their trademark like the italian mob used concrete shoes.
Often it seems the victims weren't known to keep pythons as pets until after they lost contact with family and loved ones days or weeks before their death.
We do know about one such case where this is true where a person with epilepsy was swallowed by the snake while alive though unconscious after a fit.
The police on slicing the snake open after it suffocated on its meal found to their amazement that the person inside was actually still alive hours after being swallowed though in a coma.
After coming to they yelled out the names of multiple gang leaders before having a heart attack and dying there on the spot.
Lukily for the police they recorded the entire thing on video and used it to take down the criminal gang.
Lukily for the police they recorded the entire thing on video and used it to take down the criminal gang.
-however, they didn't catch all the leaders and the ones that escaped the law set up a copy cat criminal group using the same methods soon after.
According the authorities the second group fell apart on its own due to mismanagement and in-fighting though there's no evidence to back this up and the theory is that they're still active today.
Another person for a vid tied a scuba diving mask with its own oxygen supply to their head and had their trained snake swallow them whole while they carried a knife so they could cut their way out of the snake's belly.
Unfortunately the crushing muscles of the snake's belly made it difficult for them to breathe dispite having an oxygen supply.
Unfortunately the crushing muscles of the snake's belly made it difficult for them to breathe dispite having an oxygen supply.
As a result they didn't have the strength to cut their way out on their own and had to be rescued by the people recording it.
Using a knife the support crew pretty much cut out the victim in one stroke which had several ramifications.
For a start they cut the person they were trying to save with one big gash going from their head to their hips which the victim would need surgery to fix.
To make matters worse, the slash didn't kill the snake instantly and it thrashed around while the victim was still connected via their legs slamming their head repeatedly against the bare wood of the bed.
However what really ended up killing the victim was decompression sickness from the sudden releif of pressure on their body.
Finally the main contributor to the story is the wildest of them all.
A recent lottery ticket winner who kept a young python woke up in bed with their head deep in the throat of their pet.
As a result they panicked and suffocated due to lack of oxygen supply.
-HOWEVER the snake released their owner was in a state of distress and began spewing them back out before they suffocated.
The snake then used muscular contractions to simulate breathing in the unfortunate victim causing them to come back to life though unconscious since they were only able to inflate the lungs slightly via shivering.
The family discover the snake wrapped around the owner and fought them off, calling an ambulance.
After being put on artificial respiration the owner began breathing on their own and came to.
Unfortunately it appeared that the owner had suffered brain damage from the lack of oxygen and wasn't able to communicate very well except for "don't kill the snake. it's not their fault. they were curious.".
Since the pet owner was suspected of having brain damage they were put in the care oof their family and their request to save the killer snake was denied on account of lacking rational thought and the snake was destroyed.
-HOWEVER it turns out that the former pet owner did not in fact have brain damage and it was simply that their crushed throat from the event made it difficult for them to communicate.
After recovering the pet owner which as you'll recall had won the lottery claimed that the family had tried to kill them to inheret their fortune.
Furthermore the lottery winner stated that they changed their will to disinherit the family early the same day.
Using a knife the support crew pretty much cut out the victim in one stroke which had several ramifications.
For a start they cut the person they were trying to save with one big gash going from their head to their hips which the victim would need surgery to fix.
To make matters worse, the slash didn't kill the snake instantly and it thrashed around while the victim was still connected via their legs slamming their head repeatedly against the bare wood of the bed.
However what really ended up killing the victim was decompression sickness from the sudden releif of pressure on their body.
Finally the main contributor to the story is the wildest of them all.
A recent lottery ticket winner who kept a young python woke up in bed with their head deep in the throat of their pet.
As a result they panicked and suffocated due to lack of oxygen supply.
-HOWEVER the snake released their owner was in a state of distress and began spewing them back out before they suffocated.
The snake then used muscular contractions to simulate breathing in the unfortunate victim causing them to come back to life though unconscious since they were only able to inflate the lungs slightly via shivering.
The family discover the snake wrapped around the owner and fought them off, calling an ambulance.
After being put on artificial respiration the owner began breathing on their own and came to.
Unfortunately it appeared that the owner had suffered brain damage from the lack of oxygen and wasn't able to communicate very well except for "don't kill the snake. it's not their fault. they were curious.".
Since the pet owner was suspected of having brain damage they were put in the care oof their family and their request to save the killer snake was denied on account of lacking rational thought and the snake was destroyed.
-HOWEVER it turns out that the former pet owner did not in fact have brain damage and it was simply that their crushed throat from the event made it difficult for them to communicate.
After recovering the pet owner which as you'll recall had won the lottery claimed that the family had tried to kill them to inheret their fortune.
Furthermore the lottery winner stated that they changed their will to disinherit the family early the same day.
All of this turned out to be true though in the short time in which the winner was under their family's care the family had already spent a large amount of the pet owner's winnings putting the lottery winner in debt.
After going to jail this debt was given to the family instead as well as 10+ year prison sentence.
-HOWEVER after having their sentence shortened, most of the family members got out of prison in about 8 years on average.
Soon after they were arrested for freud and attempting to make false documentation regarding the former lottery winner's life insurance policy and went back to prison.
After going to jail this debt was given to the family instead as well as 10+ year prison sentence.
-HOWEVER after having their sentence shortened, most of the family members got out of prison in about 8 years on average.
Soon after they were arrested for freud and attempting to make false documentation regarding the former lottery winner's life insurance policy and went back to prison.
All except for the winner's partner that seemingly wasn't involved in the event.
-HOWEVER said spouse was later caught attempting to kill their new partner after breaking up with the lottery winner and again a freudulant life insurance policy was involved.
The writer of the fanfic found all this out recently after the family and former spouse were released from prison earlier this year.
HOPEFULLY the police are watching these guys like a hawk right now.
-HOWEVER said spouse was later caught attempting to kill their new partner after breaking up with the lottery winner and again a freudulant life insurance policy was involved.
The writer of the fanfic found all this out recently after the family and former spouse were released from prison earlier this year.
HOPEFULLY the police are watching these guys like a hawk right now.